Archive for January, 2009

wow

prepping for the eventual video posts, i created a vimeo account, and found this video.

just, wow.

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hiccup

well, all the videos are uploaded to the comp…my comp…that doesn’t have internet right now…bummer.

in my former life…

i worked as an admissions clerk to an e/r. every other weekend i had the weekend shift, i worked 7a-7p saturday and sunday. that is when my facebook recieved the most attention. that is also where i came up with this gem…i had more tips, but i ran out of room then, and have since forgotten what they were.

enjoy!

Erin’s Top Tips for visiting and registering in the E/R:

1. Bring your own pen. Seriously, do you know how many people have touched the pens sitting at the registration desk? Especially during the winter season when every other person is sick. Eww!

2. Know what your E/R co-pay is and be prepared to pay it. The co-pay is not something you are billed for, co-pay is due at the time of service, just like when you go to your doctor’s office. If you do not have insurance, you will still be expected to pay something for your visit. Here we ask for a $100 down payment and then ask you how much of a pymt you will be able to make a month. Just because you don’t have insurance, your visit was not free!

3. Really think about what you are coming to the E/R for. If your arm is falling off, you have a bread knife sticking out of your throat, you are puking up blood, you cannot breathe, you have suddenly gone blind…please come visit us. If you have the sniffles, a paper cut, a bad hair day, you are lonely, or your boyfriend of three days has not called you in two hours…buy some tissues, put a band-aid on it, visit your hair dresser, buy a cat or call him, but DO NOT come to the E/R…we will laugh at you…and then charge you $900. cheers!

4. Unless you have an immuno deficiency disorder, possible chicken pox on a Sunday is not a reason to come to the E/R for your 10 year old.

5. Know your insurance. If you have multiple insurances, know which is primary, secondary, tertiary, etc.

6. If you are bringing in your significant other or child, know their insurances as well and what order they are in. Few things are more annoying than someone coming in, flipping through their spouses’ wallet and proclaiming “I don’t know what insurance s/he has!”. This is your life partner for crying out loud! This is one of those things you should know!

7. This one is just more helpful for the registration associate: When the form you are filling out asks for your name, if you could put down exactly what is on your insurance card, that would be great. Example: Your name is John Ray Doe, your insurance card has you as John Doe and you go by Ray…put down John Doe as your name. Oh, and while yes we put in your last name first, don’t write your name in as Doe, John…just put it down normally please.

8. This is a legal issue: We CANNOT tell you how long your wait is going to be. It is the law. Your wait right at this moment could be 10 mins, but within those 10 mins we have an ambulance com in with a critical patient, your wait has just jumped to two hours and now you are mad at me because I told you 10 mins. DO NOT ask how long the wait will be. If I told you, I would be breaking the law, and that is one I choose not to break.

Please enjoy your stay =)

coming soon! to my blog near you!

that doesn’t sound quite as cool.

so we bought a video camera back in early september/late august, and have recorded some interesting (ok maybe only to us) stuff…but because i am a technological idiot, i couldn’t seem to upload them. but, alas! i have figured it out! so you wanna know what was tripping me up? of course you do!

i had installed the software, recorded some video, connected the camera to the comp via USB port and viola! wait…no viola! (anyone wanna enlighten me on how to insert the accent over the “i” so it doesn’t look like i’m yelling in excitement “SLIGHTLY LARGER VIOLIN-LIKE INSTRUMENT!” thanks!) so, no slightly larger violin-like instrument. the screen on my camera was telling me to attach ac adapter. mega brain fart resulted in me yelling at the poor camera that it was plugged in to the ac adapter while at the same time detaching and reattaching the USB cable. it finally hit me (seriously, i have a lump on my head). i attached the ac adapter and now SLIGHTLY LARGER VIOLIN-LIKE INSTRUMENT! videos are uploading as we speak.

in one you’ll join me in one of the live music performances i have attended thus far, in another you’ll learn how to excercise your baby, and then there is the tower of men!

oh yeah, you know you can’t wait!

you wanna know what is really annoying?

when i have time to sit at ye’ olde computer to check up on everyone’s blogs only to find out that NOBODY HAS UPDATED! come on people! entertain me! i have quiet time, a box of lemonade girl scout cookies and a glass of milk! what is wrong with you people!

edited to say: oh! and MAKE IT INTERESTING!

he is soo romantic

my sexiest feature according to the angelo…i’m proportional…apparently that is hard to find…

baby-ese

after a hearty snack of earth’s best peach oatmeal banana mixed with rice cereal, i held up a warm washcloth and told the olivia “remember how much i love you”. the screams that pierced the air as i removed all food particles from her face clearly translated into “I’M NOT FEELING THE LOVE!”.