a “skanky bitch” stole my phone

so, halloween was not all that nice to me. i burned the crap out of my neck with the curling iron, the dog ate half of the cupcakes for the kids’ school fall fest and my phone was stolen.
well to be fair, i left it at h.e.b and someone found it, but failed to turn [...]

cowwhat?

moira just came up to me wearing a cowboy hat and said “i’m a cowgirl”.
she then pushed it all the way down halfway covering her eyes and said “now I’m a cowboy”
cocked to the side? cowfunky
being held up high over her head? cowflying
over her face? cowmask
hanging off her head? cowhangingoffmyhead
hanging in front of her? cownecklace
cowfunky [...]

we were meant for each other

don’t worry, this isn’t some sappy post about how great my husband is and how we stare dreamily into each other’s eyes anytime we are in the same room. i’m not going to make you throw up in your mouth a little by discussing how he completes me and how he had me at hello.
honestly, [...]

i confess…that my family is keeping secrets from me

from a note i found in the truck today:
“angelo, i need new pot!”
from the aidan (age 5) tonight:
“i’m pulling weed!”
apparently my family has been running a lucrative pot growing business behind my back. there’s a few things i’d like to know.
a)why wasn’t i informed of this?
2)where is the money from it?
c)why wasn’t i given any samples? [...]